Sticking her foot in her mouth, literally

Miriam can stick her foot in her mouth. And she’s happy about that.

I’m actually surprised it has taken her this long to figure out since she loves to suck on things. I guess with so many other things to discover she forgot about her feet.

Sometimes I enjoy putting words in my baby’s mouth, so if you’ll allow me to indulge for a minute…

Miriam: So, who’s it going to be? Righty or Lefty?

Miriam *pauses and casts a slobbery, menacing glance at Righty.*

Miriam: Any last words?

Miriam: Didn’t think so… 

Big Toe: No, please, I beg of you! Anything but that!

Miriam (slightly muffled): Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

*suck, suck, suck*