My teaching stopped terror

Last night, Provo's unofficial terror threat level was bumped up to red, or severe.

Unusually warm tempuratures have led to melting snow, leaving sidewalks on campus bare and dry, a perfect breeding ground for homegrown Islamic/Mormon terror.

Luckily two of my most astute Arabic 101 students from Winter 2007 were there to save the day.

Thank you Shukri and Hafez.