Foot in Mouth disease

You've heard of hoof and mouth disease, I'm sure. Andrew has a different disease. It's called foot in mouth disease.

Andrew added a shift tonight meaning that he would be gone until midnight. Not wanting to be alone all evening again, I called my family to see if they would hang out with me.

David was going to one of our friend's wedding receptions and said that I should come with him. I accepted his invitation and started to get ready to go while Andrew was getting ready to go to work.

"I'm going on a date with my brother," I taunted Andrew, "are you jealous?"

"No," he scoffed, "I feel sorry for him!"

I glared at him...

"What...no...I...uh...what I meant was that it's too bad that he has to go on a date with you instead of having another girl to go out with. I mean, you're a great date, but you're his sister... I mean I wish he would ask a real girl out... I mean..."

"It's okay," I said. I know what he meant.

So, David and I went to this reception and it certainly was not the right wedding party. As it turns out we showed up a full month early (oops)!

But, David did get a date with a real girl after we got home, just so you all know that he doesn't just date his sister.